This FedEx ad says that FedEx ‘Ground’ doesn’t mean it sends packages any slower. The ad says, don’t confuse the name with its properties (slower than air travel) and uses a bunch of people called TurkeyNeck (chubby neck), Joy (she is ridiculously giggly) and Bob (he keeps bobbing his head).
That is just STUPID! Each of these names is shown to mean exactly what it is, which also means that Ground means slow, grazing-along, friction-laden movement. And definitely slower than Air.
Wonder who got paid $$$$$ to make such a blatant error.